Informed Training – Maths Workout To Make You Smile

To brighten your Monday we thought we would share a post to make you giggle, which Eileen presented last week at BNI and went down a storm!

So lets have some fun with Maths:

This comes from two maths teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs experience.  It has is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made us Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly ….. mathematical viewpoint… and it goes like this:

What  Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:  A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%                                                                 H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

But ,

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

And,

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why some people are where they are!

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